Monday, September 22, 2008
First Day of Fall
Today is the first day of Fall. Summer is over. Good. I didn't have a good summer. I felt like shit most of the year. I hope I have a good fall. I think today's entry will be a good day for just a bunch of random thoughts and tangents. Actual deep thought doesn't appeal to me right now.
Damn. The economy is shit, isn't it? No jobs. Shitty jobs. People going broke. No money. I hope we can all agree at this point that the Bush Presidency falls under the under the category of Epic Fail. At least history will if America makes it through the crisis. Fingers Crossed.
Speaking of failing, Obama and McCain are only going to debate three times. And each debate is going to have a set topic, not many topics with just the format dictated. What a bunch of crap. They should have a bunch of debates. I want to see them have a throw down about the issues and I wanna see who comes out better. They should have at least five. Even if there isn't much of a value in the debates, it is more of a tradition kind of thing. Plus, it's fun. I like watching the candidates dance like trained monkeys. We are going to have to put up with their shit when they are in office we should at least get a bit of entertainment beforehand. And since they won't fight it out in a steel cage or giant robots this is second best.
My new favorite show that is currently on TV is "It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia". I guess it is on the FX network but I watch it on Hulu or other various places around the world wide internets web. The show is totally irreverent. It has foul language and adult themes. And it is fucking hilarious. If you are not watching it you should. If you are watching it, watch it more. Wildcard Bitches!!!! (Charlie is the fuckin awesome!).
I watched a documentary called "Bigger, Faster, Stronger". It was about steroids in America but it was actually about more than that. It was about how in America we are all about winning and don't care what we have to do to win. But it is also about how we hate losing, losers, and how we consider the second place just to be the first loser. About the steroids it had some interesting data, like steroids are almost #150 on the list of causes of death in America. Number 1 is alcohol. It said how a lot of the info about steroids is just bullshit. It also showed how those fuckers in Congress had those hearings about steroids in sports and what a colossal waste of time that was. Look, if I could take a pill and dunk a basketball like Jordan and earn millions I would. Most people would and wouldn't give a shit about the side effects or what happened down the road. I think if you want to take shit and put yourself at risk you should be able to. And if taking these things makes you more successful, isn't that what it is all about in this country?
Fuck, this is America ain't it? Freedom means you can fuck up if you want to. That really should have been in the Constitution.
I need to work out. It's not easy to find the willpower, but I need to. I should probably do that soon. More on that at another time.
I always want another cup of coffee. I have said before but I really come as close to loving coffee as it is for a person to love a beverage. Coffee is a second to Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi though. Those are the elixir of life. I know I am addicted and just don't care. They are probably rotting me from inside but what the fuck. Am I right?
I got to get some fucking booze. I am so out of alcoholic beverages it just isn't right. I want some vodka. Maybe I will get some beers? I will definitely pick up some Mike's hard lemonade because that stuff is just so good. I want to get a buzz on. Is that so wrong? Everyone else in the world gets to drink and I am above 21 years old. So I want some damn alcohol. I am going to get some stuff and then one night drink myself into stupid oblivion. I do wish sometimes that alcohol held for me what it holds for others. Truth be told, alcohol has never really done it for me. Yeah a buzz is nice but I have never thought of it as a refuge from reality that some people do. Maybe I just have not drunk enough? That is always a possibility. I will let you know once I get fucked up. Maybe my writing will get better if I get toasted? Worked for other writers in history.
I think that might be it for now. Thank you for not reading. I wouldn't. Hell, I didn't even like writing this one. I don't think it clicked. Or maybe it did and you suck. And not in the good way. The good, mouth hug, mind the step children, hey what are you doing with your finger, wow that feels good, how many tongues do you have, oh my god here it comes, kind of way. Laterzzz...
