Monday, March 26, 2007

A Man's View

Sometimes, you see something that reminds you that being a man isn't a totally bad thing. Take this picture for instance.

Now personally I prefer a little more junk in the trunk but I can appreciate different shapes, sizes, and colors. I am openminded like that.

There is just something in this picture that calls to that inner man. The caveman. The part of you that doesn't want to know her name. Doesn't want to talk. Just wants to sit and stare. And maybe lick and grunt

Sometimes a man needs to remember he is a man. Laterzzz...


Saturday, March 24, 2007

Title?

Good Morning, or evening, out there to all you semi-readers of the semi-updated blog by yours truly. I know it has been awhile since I have updated but I have a valid reason. OK, I don’t have a valid reason. I just haven’t had the inclination to write. I been busy. I do have a life dammit and it is rude of you to demand of me constant attention. That’s it, I quit.

OK, I don’t quit. I just have been lazy. And unmotivated. I haven’t found anything that has grabbed me by the short hairs and said, “Write about me!” And I refuse to write about celebrities and movies just to have something to write about. Refuse might be a bit much, I just don't care to.

But I do think that is why so many people write about and talk about celebrities; they have nothing else to talk about. If you are going to write about something I guess it helps if your reader knows what you are writing about. Talking about Britney Spears give a cultural signpost that indicates where you are in the frame of of a conversational context. In other words, what is the use about writing about Bob from down the street when nobody knows Bob. And if Bob read your writing he might show up and punch you in the nose. Odds are that Anna Nicole Smith isn't going to be showing up any time soon and punching you in the nose. But you never know.

Long Pause

See, this is what happens. I just stop writing and then forget all about it. Bam! The whole day goes away. I did watch a couple movies.

Miami Vice--gawd this movie sucked. Sucked balls. Not because it was bad but just boring.

Borat--Another not good movie. Yes there were a few laughs, but I think it was more of a "hey let's laugh at these people rather then with." It just wasn't that funny. I also think a lot of the humor is from the "is this really, real or is it just bullshit?" Kind of like Jerry Springer. It felt like some of the situations were real people reactions and that is what they were going for, but at the same time, they were filming a movie. Which means they want to get on film exactly what they want to get on film. If it gets in the film it was supposed to be in the film, even if it wasn't supposed to be in the film. You know what I mean?

I ended up writing about movies didn't I? Dammit. That's it for now...Laterzzz....


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