Thursday, July 05, 2007
It's July?
Wow. It's July. Who knew? I sure as hell didn't realize that it had been so long since I had wrote something. Well, I am not writing anything now. At least nothing of importance. As if that was ever a problem.
Let's see, yesterday was the 4th. Time to set off high powered explosives to celebrate the birth of our country. Of course, fireworks are illegal in most states and in others, with the drought and fire alerts, setting off fireworks could burn down the state. See, making fireworks illegal (and don't get me started on those pussy-ass sparklers) is just another example of one of Biff's rules:
Let's see, yesterday was the 4th. Time to set off high powered explosives to celebrate the birth of our country. Of course, fireworks are illegal in most states and in others, with the drought and fire alerts, setting off fireworks could burn down the state. See, making fireworks illegal (and don't get me started on those pussy-ass sparklers) is just another example of one of Biff's rules:
Anythng fun is (or will probably soon become) illegal.
Think about it. All the stuff that people used to do for fun has slowly been outlawed or curtailed. Can't drink and drive. Can't beat the wife and kids. Can't shoot or enslave most minorities. Or animals. Fucking things is totally out of the question. And don't get me started on drugs. Everything good is or has gone away. No wonder we all just sit in front of the computer or idiot box and watch stuff like American Idull.
Next--
I went to the movies. Saw Pirates 3. It wasn't bad. Not great. But not bad. I think the movie got a bad rap. I don't know what people were expecting. It was an ok popcorn movie. I didn't get popcorn though because my credit rating was too low for me to get a loan to get some. I am planning on saving and maybe cashing in part of my 401k so that when I go to see the Transformers I might qualify for some Junior Mints. Here's hoping.
Next--
I am liking the ice cream sandwiches. They are totally fattening and probably cause cancer and are probably made either in China and therefore poison or by some child labor in Guatalahara or something. But I don't really care. They are delicious and remind me of a simpler time when I was a kid and all it took to make me just a little happy was a damn ice cream sandwich. Excuse me...sammich.
Next--
It is summer. The heat is definiately on. I hope that everyone stays cool and hydrates and all that shit. You have to take it easy in this heat. That is why very little in human history that was ever very important came out of hot climates. In the summer, no one feels like inventing new things and since you can grow food, or just pick it off of the trees there was no need to be industrious. And don't give me shit about Africa or Mesopotamia or China or any of that shit. Because lets face it, because at the most up until about a thousand years ago, not a lot of shit was done. If these societies where so fucking advanced where the fuck are they now? And before you fucktards try to say I am racist (a fucking ludicrious concept considering how I hate everyone) I am pointing the finger at the Greeks and the Vikings and probably the Romans. See we may not have a building that will stand three thousand years but I bet TV ain't going nowhere. After all, what else is there to do?
Laterzzz...
Labels: food, history, movie, summer, TV
// posted by Biff Manly @ 10:18 PM 
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now was there really a need to use all those curse words???? i think not, wash your mouth out with soap!!!
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