Brain Splatter

This is my 201st post. It is also January of 2010 or MMX in Roman numerals. I figure going over 200 would be a good time for a little bit of a mission statement or a what I am about here on the ole' Brainsplatter. A little bit of who I am, what I do, what I know, what I care to share. Maybe I should just say, "Please allow me to introduce myself...

First off, call me Biff. It's cool.

Second, I enjoy this. I do it for me. If you enjoy it I am glad. You will find spelling mistakes, grammar mistakes, and sometimes shit that doesn't make sense. I usually just let this go as a stream of consciousness. Unless I fall asleep then it becomes a stream of unconsciousness.

I will often go off on a tangent just for the hell of it. If it sounds like it is just pouring out of me, well that is usually true. I probably haven't proofread this. And most of the time the only thing that I have when I start out is the first line. If that.

I will swear. I will talk about whatever I happen to be thinking about. I will talk about bodily functions, politics, and the world as I see them. Here, I am God. Maybe not THE God. But A God. At least that is how I see myself. I will role around in my megalomania like a pig in its own shit. I will get it on me. It could get on you but I don't really expect it to.

Why?

I don't expect anyone to read this. If they do I am happy and if you comment I will more than likely comment back. And yes I know Brainsplatter looks like shit. I have to update this fucking thing.

That takes time and interest. I promise to update before the 300th post.

I've written everything here on this page. If I haven't, I have said. But that is rare. I don't like to quote. I don't like to research. Let other people who consider themselves writers do that.

Things I like--Chicks, Motorcycles, TV shows, Movies, Food, Music, Boobs, Writing, Reading, Bullshitting.

Things I don't like--Pretty much every other thing. In some shape or form I am sure it has pissed me off or will piss me off. I like to write about things that piss me off. It pisses me off that I haven't written about things that piss me off more often. I will have to change that.

I've been writing online for near a decade. I had a Webtv and had a log there. I started Brainsplatter in 2004. Yes those dates are accurate. So even though my shit looks like crap it is old crap. So I got that going for me. I also write stories and poems and such. There is a link somewhere in the sidebar.

Honestly I haven't written as much as I like. I could blame that on lots of things but mostly I blame myself. I recently got a new keyboard for my laptop that feels really good so I think I may have to ramp up the creative oozings and let them fly. Maybe I will even write some new smut. A little anal loving anyone?

If you have any questions ask. If you have any ideas let me know. If you tell me to ge fuck myself, well, me and masturbation are fond friends and I would bet dollars to donuts that I have already violated myself so you would be too late.

So I think that may be it. I can't really think of anything more to say. I came, I saw, I bitched about stuff. It's all good. Laterzzz...

Labels: 201, Brainsplatter, Who I Am

// posted by Biff Manly @ 11:50 PM