Friday, August 08, 2008
What?
Wow. 8-8-8. I think I should get a lottery ticket. Maybe I can win a few bucks. I don't believe that I have written yet for August so here I go.
Hi.
Hi, is a greeting. High is a measurement of where one thing is in relation above another object. Hi's opposite is bye. High's opposite is low. Generally you say Hi to someone that you know reasonably well or in a familiar setting. Sometime you add a word to it like, there. Hi there.
High is usually used to describe something. It isn't used as a sentence itself unless it is answering a question.
"How far is that plane up there?"
"High"
Even that is not totally satisfactory in most cases. You have to add words like: very, really, super, or just admit, "I don't know how high it is."
The word high also has a sinister meaning. It means when you take a drug of some sort the feeling that you get from said drug. The drug is made to a make you feel high. And some drugs do, they make you feel light and airy and carefree. Almost like a balloon let free to float away on a warm breeze.
Some drugs called downers are said to make you feel high even though down usually refers to the direction you would associate with low. In fact, some people who are down or feeling low take drugs to feel high.
When you are trying to get high, you are more likely to say Hi. Your favorite drug dealer comes over and gives you some product and you say Hi to him. Then when the sale is done you say bye. So after the buy you say bye so you can say hi to your pipes or papers then you can get high. And if your friends come over and have bought some of there own drugs during a buy, you say hi, so you can get high off of their buy and then you won't feel so low that you didn't have enough to share and so your high would not be low. And of course, then because you are too high to drive and wouldn't want to go to jail you call the pizza man and say hi I need some pizza and then you say hi before you buy some pizza, but then you bum out the pizza man because your tip was low. But then one of your friends says that he knows that dude so you say hi again and he hits your sweet stash and no longer cares about the low tip because he is so high.
See, it all just works out.
Laterzzz...
Labels: hi, high, low, question, what
