Brain Splatter

I am watching the news. I think this will be a entry that jumps about today. Tangent-palooza if you will. Did I just write that?

Russia has invaded Georgia. Not in the United States but the country that used to be part of the Soviet Union. I guess it boils down to this, Georgia poked the bear. You don't poke the bear unless you make sure the cage door is locked. Georgia poked and Russia bit. Now President Bush is saying that Russia shouldn't be doing what we are doing. Dude, come on. You have no credibility what-so-ever on the world stage. No matter what you think about what's going on, no one cares what Bush says. I just hope he doesn't find a cure for cancer because no one would listen.

I don't care what is happening in China and the Olympics. It all just leaves a bad taste in my mouth that this totalitarian government is being rewarded for putting on a show. China isn't a joke. Do you know how much money the U.S. owes to China? What happens when they collect? Still everyone goes on throwing money at them. Whatever.

I do hope the athletes do well. I am not following any of the events or watching any of the coverage but I don't wish them any ill. They worked their whole lives to get where they are. They are better at what they do then most people are at anything. Hell, I know they are better than me. So I wish them no harm and all the success they can have. too bad everyone doesn't get a medal like at the Special Olympics.

Wouldn't it be a better world if everything was like the Special Olympics? You don't have to be that good. You just have basically show up and have fun. At the end, you get a hug and everyone tells you how great you did. Then you get a medal and some juice and cookies. Wait. That is what happens when you give blood. You get juice and cookies. On the other hand I bet the Special Olympians do get juice and cookies. So I think it applies to both. One can only hope.

Bernie Mac died this week. So did Isaac Hayes. I guess it's show time in the afterlife. Though I don't know where Isaac went because I believe he was a Scientologist and I am not too clear on where they believe they go in the afterlife. I know they believe in something that has to do with aliens and spaceships and ghosts or something. Hey, if it works for them, I guess it's all okay. There is a kick ass episode of South Park that goes into the whole Scientology thing. I think it is called "Trapped in a Closet."

I am tired. I have to take a shower and do some cleaning. I have to take out the garbage. Always something else. I need a slave. I would be a nice slave master. The slave wouldn't have to be any particular color, either. I would be an equal opportunity slave owner. I just don't want to have do cleaning and crap.

I suppose a robot would also be good for that kind of stuff. The only problem is that eventually robots always turn evil and try to kill their owners. That part is not cool. It could be a sex-bot that also cooks and cleans, too. Damn. What a conundrum. Hot sex-bot to do all the work and serve me in all the best ways, but then it turns evil and probably kills me. I guess I will make that decision when they finally decide to come out with the robots that can do all that stuff.

I am watching Arrested Development. I have seen all of the episodes before and this one is a really good one called Afternoon Delight. Check it out on Hulu or somewhere else on the net. You an also Netflix it. Or don't, because I don't know that I care.

I don't want to tell anyone what to do. I expect the same. But if you want to comment, feel free. Say what you want. I make no promises. Ever. Laterzzz...

Labels: China, Olympics, robot, TV

// posted by Biff Manly @ 1:19 PM