Brain Splatter

Time to whip out the old anger block, put a chicken of pissed-offed-ness on it, whip out an axe of self-rightousness, and cut its fucking head off.

In other more straight forward words it is time for another one of Biff's patented rants about what is pissing me off today. So come on and take my hand, it is time for another magic carpet ride...

First things first--what's pissing me off now is that I haven't written anything in awhile. It is because I am stuck in a fucking cycle of shit and can't seem to find the energy and willpower to dig my fat ass out of it. No one to blame about it but myself. And that probably pisses me off more than anything.

Dos--It is almost summer. It is hot. I don't like the hot. I don't care for summer. If I am swimming in a nice pool and have some tasty ice cream, and a cold beverage, okay, maybe I can deal with it. I have none of the above so, fuck summer. Fuck the fact that thunderstorms and tornadoes are killing people and not to mention hurricanes. Hurricanes are coming. Maybe they won't hit CT this year. Maybe they will. Maybe a big one will hit and fuck up the whole eastern seaboard. With my sister down the Florida way, I have that to worry about now. I don't want her to have to go through that shit because fucking FEMA ain't gonna do a damn thing. Look at New Orleans, how many years later and those people are still living in fucking trailers? Too be fair for some of them trailers are nothing new and in some cases might actually be a step up, but still, people should have a home if they need one.

Three...Hillary Clinton is out, mostly. It comes down to Obama and McCain. Now we have months of the back and forth and endless nit-picking over Red and Blue and donkey and elephant and shit that ends up being mostly irrelevant. Are we going to here about real issues? Are we going to hear about the real solutions to problems? Probably not. Why? Because politicians don't have the will to really change things. The rich and powerful and the business interests really don't want to change anything. What is going to piss me off is that the next few months will be a whole lot of nothing. It is a show put on every four years to amuse the masses and make us think that we have a voice in the government. Republicans get to call Obama un-American and the Democrats will call McCain a Bush Clone. Will the country be better come January. Probably not. And that pisses me off.

Oh, did you hear about the family that found a snake coiled around a baby's leg?I guess they found a California King snake around the baby's leg. It was probably there getting the warmth from the baby, not trying to hurt the baby. They think the snake was in a new baby mattress they had bought. Now they are going to sue. I think I heard that they are going to sue the store, the mattress company, hell, they are probably going to sue the snake or the state of California just for the hell of it. Now I can understand freaking out if you saw a snake on your baby. I could see being pissed. I can see killing that snake. But let us be totally honest, once these fucker got this little snake off of the baby all they could think of was KA-CHING! Money, money, yeah, yeah! And who is going to want to go to court against a baby with a snake around it's leg? These people will get a few bucks when the corporations settle. And then the costs will be passed on the to rest of us. And that pisses me off. It also pisses me off because I have no one to sue so that I can get some money! I want money! Who doesn't ?

Shit. Maybe I should delete that? What happens now if I have to sue someone and my writing is subpoenaed? Then some fucking lawyer will be all, "hey you support people suing and you want money too, you must be lying!" Then I will have to tell him to go fuck himself and that maybe I should go on a killing spree and kill a whole bunch of fucking lawyer because no one in the United States would give a shit because there are way too many lawyers and they are ruining the fucking country.

Lawyers, politicians, and insurance people. They are mostly inbred being as if you are one you are more than likely one of the other. Would anyone really care if we ground them up in a wood chipper, feet first, of course, and used them to fertilize some soil? Hell, maybe we can grow some corn and use it for bio-fuel.

I also fucking forgot to get some ice cream. Dammit. I really want some ice cream. I don't really care what kind, I just want some. That would hit to the spot. I hate it when I have a craving for something and then I forgot to buy it. Fuck. Some Ben and Jerry's or even Breyers. I wouldn't even look that askance at some Hood. Just some vanilla would be good. I don't need all that nuts and shit. Just some ice cream. There used to be a local store that had a freezer right upfront that had ice cream in it. But then they closed for renovations and I am not sure if that freezer is still there. Dammit. Change really fucking pisses me off.

Let me see, what else can I bitch about? The price of gas? The price of everything else? To drink the Kool-aid or to not drink the Kool-aid? Who made the Kool-aid? Did they do it old school, with plenty of sugar or is this that pre-sweetened stuff? Maybe with Nutri-sweet? Hell, I haven't had Kool-aid in years and years. And even when I was a kid I don't remember liking it that much. It's fucking liquid candy. Should we be giving that kind of shit to kids anyway? I don't think so. Then again, what are they supposed to drink? Gatorade? That shit is just watered down Kool-aid. Oh, but its got electrolytes! It's fucking salt you dumbasses! Read a fucking book! Or don't, I don't fucking care, I like Diet Pepsi. That is what is fucking up my innards so I don't give a hairy rat's ass what you put inside your body.

Unless you are a hot chick. And it is my cock! Boing!

Yeah? What? Laterzzz...

Labels: hot, Ice Cream, pissed off

// posted by Biff Manly @ 12:00 PM