Tuesday, November 07, 2006
Doogie Gay?
Or is he? Is he packing the fudge? Or is he just saying that so that the press will leave him alone.
Maybe Doogie is all hanging out in the clubs and all the sexy, trashy chicks are like, "Oh, you are so cute, I had a major crush on you when I was a little girl. Too bad you like guys...or else I would have to do you all night long!"
Doogie's all, "Hey baby, you seem to understand me, maybe you can take me back to your place and we can invite a few of your sexy underwearless friends over and you can try to cure me of my craving for cock? I will still have to nail a couple of you in the butt, but that ain't gay I just like the anal lovin'."
And she would be all, "No problem there! Me and my magic vagina will rid you of all those gay sex wanting urges. Oh and you can pound my ass all you want cuz I dig that too!"
Doogie thinks, "Score!"
~~~~It is a brilliant plan. The press thinks your gay. Saying "I ain't gay" ain't gonna get them off your back. So you say," yeah I like the cock", and bam! they leave you alone. Then you can pound all the nubile girl meat you want and a few years later you can be all I guess I wasn't gay after all. And at the same time all the pussy you want is trying to turn you not gay.
Fucking awesome! Way to go Doogie! (aka Neil Patrick Harris). You know...unless he is gay. Then uh...have fun with that.
I like the pussy. Laterzzz....
// posted by Biff Manly @ 9:40 PM 
