Friday, August 25, 2006
Join with me!
Apparently some scientist in some country have said that Pluto is no longer a planet this week. So if you think it is, you are just wrong. Ain't that a bitch? Aren't you glad that in this day and age that you have all these scientists getting together probably having drinks and socializing making scientist jokes and discussing things that I know are utmost important in my life?
Who the fuck cares if Pluto is a planet? Why not just let it be a planet and go from there? Was it bothering somebody? Was nine planets just too much for these scientists to get a handle on? Where they sitting around going, "Shit, we have enough money to study 8 planets but that fucker Pluto--there is no cash for that?"
I think there might be a conspiracy going on here. Maybe the aliens have a base on Pluto? Maybe Pluto is covered with oil and the big oil companies wanted us to not look too closely at it? Maybe Pluto is made of the green cheese as opposed to the moon and the scientists were worried about a severe cracker shortage? I don't know.
I do know that if there is going to be a decision over what gets to be a planet and what doesn't it shouldn't be made by a bunch of socializing scientists. It should be made my some third graders. Because I think they would understand that we shouldn't be subtracting things we should be adding things. Then they would wonder why the hell these fucking drunk ass scientists don't have better things to do then sitting around telling us what is and isn't a planet. It's big and goes around the Sun? That good enough!
I for one am not taking their suggestions. I refuse to accept the demotion of Pluto. Fuck those scientists. I call on the world to not accept their arbitrary ruling and say, "Fuck no! Pluto won't go!" Pluto is a planet. 'Nuff said. Laterzzz...
