Brain Splatter

It was raining when I came out of work today. I didn't expect it. I didn't have my umbrella with me, so I was wondering if I was going to get soaked waiting for a cab at the train station. It turns out that there were many cabs there and I didn't have to wait. I jumped in a cab after I got off my bus and came right home. Thank God. Praise Allah. Way to go Buddha!

It got me thinking about the weather. There is a saying, "Everyone complains about the weather but no one does anything about it." I am going to change that. I am going to make it my life's work to build a weather machine!

I know what you are thinking, that I am crazy--but I am not. I am going to use my fortune and spend countless hours doing research and then I am going to build it. I will call it the Weather Dominator in homage to the weather machine that was built by Cobra in the cartoon series G.I. Joe.

With my new found power to control the weather, I will make sure the the farmers get plenty of rain. I will make hurricanes miss populated areas or at least only the ones populated by people that I like. I will make sure that if I go on vacation it is a nice sunny day. I will blackmail the the world into kneeling at my feet or I will unleash the full fury of the raging storms!

Uh...OK. Maybe that last one was a bit too truthful. When I do have my Weather Dominator I will, unfortunately, probably end up using it for my own selfish ends. Maybe making myself supreme ruler of the world might be a bit much but large amounts of cash or maybe New England as my own personal kingdom isn't too much to ask, is it? I mean dammit, I am controlling the damn weather! You got to respect someone who can do that!

Now I just have to go and get to work on my device. I will let you know how it comes along. I don't expect the work to go quickly but hey, nothing worthwhile is easy. And once I get it up and running it will be a new day and you will all bow at my feet! I will have ultimate power! Moo-hoo-hahahaha!!! Or, I will just never have to worry about being caught without an umbrella again. Either way. Laterzzz...