Brain Splatter

I am going to the doctor tomorrow. I want some happy pills. I want to be a very happy boy. I want some of that shit that they give to the celebrities. I want some stuff that is going to make the world be something easy to deal with. I am tired of dealing with the world in a totally normal kind of way. Well, normal for me. I want to be able to take a pill and then if I don't want to go to work, or if I am broke, or if I am lonely it won't seem so bad. There should be a pill that does that right?

I know that other people use alcohol and stuff to zone out but hell, I got good insurance. I should be able to get the pills I want when I want them. You always here on the news about doctors that prescribe all those pills, or about people who get prescribed all these good pills; I want that doctor. I want Dr. Feelgood. He can prescribe me some Viagra or Cialis. Then I will be Dr. Love.

Not that I think that all of life's ills can be cured by popping a pill. I don't think that the answer is in a bottle or in something you smoke or shoot-up. I mean that would be really fucking great if it was but that ain't how the world works. And this is coming from someone who does not smoke and very rarely drinks. Mostly cuz I am just too broke to afford too. OK not really, wait, yes really. Being a drunk does add up. That is why I think that pill thing might work a lot better. Oh, and if someone is out there that is working on inventing a pill that does cure all of life's ills; you got my full fucking support! And if it makes you thinner, buff, and with a large dick, you got my money!

Senator Lieberman here in Connecticut had a rough day yesterday. Did you all hear? No? Well, it seems the esteemed Junior Senator lost his bid for the Democratic nomination. Supposedly he lost it because of his support for President Bush's War. The other guy ran on a platform that was basically just pointing that out. So what does Lieberman do? Today he filed to run for Senate as an independent. Whatever.

I must say I don't like Lieberman. I don't like his stand on issues like video game violence and so-called immorality in Hollywood. He also clothes himself in the religious too much. I think if you want to be super-religious then be a priest or rabbi. A politician who plays the religion card too much is scary. A politician needs to listen to the will of the people, not the will of God. If God has something to say to the people She has our number and we will pass along the message to the politicians. She doesn't need an elected official acting as a go-between. A politician should be more interested in right or wrong and doing things for the public good. Let the clergy worry about our souls.

So Lieberman is now saying that the primary wasn't the will of the whole state of Connecticut and he is going to run for Senate. I won't vote for him. Isn't it funny how hard it is to get a politician out of office? Hell, I would have an easier time getting my fat ass into a size 32 pair of Levi's.

On that note I think I am done for now. I actually have a couple other things that I wanted to write about but I think that I will save that for tomorrow. I wouldn't want to use up all my topics at once. I want to get back in the habit of writing more often and if some days I go longer or go shorter that that is the will of the Muse. According to my word count I have made it over the 700 word count so that is enough. I hope I have held your interest and fondled your brain in a significant enough manner that you will come back and let me fondle you again. I like to fondle. Call it a hobby. Laterzzz...

// posted by Biff Manly @ 9:50 PM