Friday, June 02, 2006
We don't need no stinking titles...
I just want a shotgun. I mean, what happens when the zombies come? The dead are walking and I don't have a shotgun, my ass would be ate. That just isn't right. Or what happens when society collapses. You always got to have a shotgun in the closet so that you can fight off the rampaging mobs. That's what all the movies say.
Seriously though, I am not a gun nut. I am not a card carrying member of the NRA or anything but I do believe it is every American's right to carry a gun. I don't think anyone needs rocket launchers or anything like that, but it would make the fourth of July kind of amusing, wouldn't it?
And what happens when law and order break down? Can't happen? Did anyone watch the news last year? A couple of little things called Katrina and Rita? When society breaks down and it becomes dog eat dog again, this fucking dog wants a t 12 gauge. That might be pessimistic but I really don't care.
The movie that the quote from the beginning is from is "True Romance". Great movie. I give it a 10, which if you know Brainsplatter rating scale means that you can watch that mother over and over. It is the best Christian Slater move ever. EVER! OK, that isn't saying much, but it is a great movie. See it with someone you love. Or want to love. Or like. Just fucking see it! Dammit, don't piss me off...Laterzzz...
I was trying to find a picture of a shotgun to go here. But then I saw pictures of violence and people posing with guns. Those are the kind of people that makes me want to have one. So instead, I am putting a picture of a booty. Why? Because I can. Oink.
Laterzzz...v.2.0
