Brain Splatter

I had a topic to write about. I forgot what it was though. That happens sometimes. I am not saying that I am a very good or very proficient writer. I am not saying that my topics are always Earth shaking or that I even stick to them very well. But I generally need one to start off with. You always need a point A before you can get to a point B. C what I mean?

Hey, it's seven months until Christmas. What are you going to get me? I want something fancy. I am not cheap but I can be had for a sizeable fee. Let's see, something that would be cool would be a PSP. I would like to be able to play some games on the road. Or where ever I may be. That would be a nifty stocking stuffer. Some games would be nice too. I must say though I have not spent a lot of time playing with the PSP. I haven't really studied it or anything. The only reason I would want one is because it is what one would call a shiny new toy. Being a man, we like our shiny new toys.

Speaking of toys, I wouldn't mind one of those Playstation 3's when they come out. I am not going to pay for one, but I wouldn't mind one. If I had $600 bucks sitting around I would be getting a new computer before I blow it on a game system. Maybe if I could go online and such. It might be worth it. I don't know. $600 hundred bucks is a lot of money.

Isn't it funny? I do consider $600 bucks a lot of money. There are people who don't. I have a feeling even if I ever won the lottery I would still consider $600 bucks a lot of money. I can't fathom people who don't. I don't know if I would be as cheap as I am now...but I probably would. I think if you come from a place where you never had much that even when you get to a place where you have enough you always remember in the back of your mind what it was like when you had nothing.

Pause...quite lengthy too..

I kind of just read what I wrote. Wow I sound greedy. So what the hell, if I am going to make an early Christmas list for things that I will never get I am going to go all out. Feel free to get me some or all of the below (or above if you are reading this backwards).

• I want a laptop. Something speedy. Hell, get me a MacBookÔ (or whatever Emperor Steve Jobs is calling the damn things nowadays).
• I could use a giant plasma TV. Super duper surround system.
• I guess a BRAND NEW CAR wouldn't hurt either.
• How about a nice motorcycle? Harley Davidson anyone?

Wow. I feel like a whore now. A commercial whore for the man. Or woman. Does it make me bad to want crappy merchandise that really won't make me any happier? Well, except the motorcycle. That would make me really happy. `Cuz that is how I roll. Plus then I can call it my "hog". And I can have my woman ride on the back and I can call her "my old lady". And I can wear leather when it is inappropriately hot outside and no one will say shit because I am a biker and we are known to be surly.

I think I have basked in the glow of unrestricted commercial lust for long enough. This entry has also meandered enough. I can't really think of anything I want to talk about other than something vulgar. I will save that for later. I think I have been vulgar enough. Laterzzz...

// posted by Biff Manly @ 9:14 PM