Brain Splatter

I think maybe I should make it my cause to see that February gets its 29th and 30th day. That is a more worth cause than a lot of the causes out there. Send me a comment if you want to join my campaign. We can call it, "February Equality Movement" or FEM. Yeah, that sounds about right. Good name too, it will get the chicks to join up. If MoveOn.org has taught us anything it's that if you get the chicks involved the horny guys will soon follow. With enough horny guys and hot chicks you might be able to change the world. At the very least the party should be pretty good.

They just had Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Good for them. I mean if you are going to have a party in the ruins of a great American city, you might as well make it a big one. The town is still a wreck. Like I said in an early rant, you got the lawyers coming out and you have the scummy insurance companies running for the hills, denying claims, and generally make good hardworking people's lives hell. It's good to know that our government is there to help,wait not so fast. When was the last time Bush mentioned New Orleans? Instead he is trying to give away the keys to our ports.

Ok, that is not fair. What is happening is this: The United Arab Emerits (or however it is spelled) has since 9/11 been nice and let the U.S. use its ports, at a hefty fee I am sure, to dock ships and use some bases to run airstrikes. So now the Bush administration wants to throw them a billion dollar bone for being such swell fellows. That is the great thing about the Republicans, once they buy you off, they keep the dough coming. So this money for the ports, tax money, is going to go flowing out of the good old U.S. of A. What I wonder is, is there no American company that can handle these ports? Why is our own government so eager to give the American Taxpayer's money to foreign countries? They can't be that stupid can they?

I mean, over an over again the question that I ask with this government is the same,"They can't be that stupid can they?" I just don't know the answer. I do know one thing. It makes me nervous to thing that the people who are supposedly in charge are not that bright, and don't know what the hell they are doing. It make me even more nervous to think that maybe, just maybe, they know exactly what they are doing. They are working straight to plan and every point that they had laid out is being hit right on the dot. What are they planning? Why would they hide it? That is what makes me more than nervous, that is the part that scares me. Laterzzz...

// posted by Biff Manly @ 12:01 AM