Brain Splatter

I was going to write yesterday about something I did when I came home that totally kicked ass. It was something that was so decadent and luxurious that I am almost ashamed to say. It felt so good. Really good. What was it? I took a nap.

Yup, I came home, sat in my comfy chair, read a chapter of the book that I been reading, and then promptly fell asleep. I guess I got home at about quarter after five. I was asleep by six. Slept until about nine. Still in my work clothes. And it felt so damn good. Not covered in massage oil frolicking on the slip and slide naked with two or three pornstars good. But good non-the-less.So like I said, I was going to write about it. But then I fell asleep. So it goes.

On another level of things that feel good, or in this case taste good, here where I work was employee shopping day. That means there were discounts at the stores in the mall here. I didn't buy anything except for one thing. I went to Ben and Jerry's and got a milkshake. A large milkshake to be specific. A large New York Fudge Chunk shake to be even more specific. This shake normally runs for about $6.50. I paid like $2.60. It was 60% off. That's a bargain I don't care how you slice it. And let me tell you it was delicious. Very, very good. It was lick the straw good. It was when you are finished you look in the bottom of the cup because you can't believe that was all and you are done good. I could have got another. I should have got another. I don't want to make a pig of myself though. That wouldn't be right now would it?

I think Ben and Jerry's milkshakes and their ice cream is about as close as you can come to packaging sex and selling it. Really. It is that luxurious.Look how they compare: It always leaves you wanting more. When you are eating it you can't believe that it is that good and you really don't ever want it to end. When you haven't had it in a while, you have to take it slow because you want to enjoy it, not just get though to the end and maybe not experience it fully. It's always best to share with someone that you are close to and preferably when they are naked.

Damn, shoulda had another shake. Laterzzz...