Brain Splatter

Happy Fucking New Year Bitches! How the hell are you? I am all kinds of OK. I am not working for two days. I got a quantity of alcohol and all signs seem to point to me making it into another year successfully. So I guess things are going fine. I guess the only down side is I don't think I am going to get any lovin tonight, at least not with a partner, but all is OK. I might head out with my cousin in a bit. Have to see. Even if I stay home its all good though.

Why you say? Well, I don't really know why. I seem to be in something resembling a good mood if that is all right with you. I am not particularly pissed at anything. I am listening to a CD my sister got me for Christmas.(Curtain Call by Eminem). I do have a story to tell about that though.

OK. If you have read some of my shit you know that I got a sister. Her name is Lisa. Lisa Manly. Hahaha, that cracks me up. Anyway, I love her to death. But she has issues. Mostly with me. So she gives me an MP3 player for Christmas. Great gift. It was an IRIVER or something. It was about 500mb which equals about 250 songs. Then I open my mouth. My cousin had given me a "mobiBlu" MP3 player. It holds about a gigabyte or 500 songs. She saw that and took her player back. Not to exchange and get me something else but for HER to keep and exchange for something else. Yup, she kept the fucking thing. She said she might get herself satalite radio for inside her place so she can hook it up to her stereo. You believe that? If I had just shut up I could have kept it, but no. I should have known she would take it back. That is Lisa in a nutshell.

Now I don't want you thinking she is a bad person. She just has issues like I said. I guess we have a lot in common. We both see the world a certain way and fuck you if you don't like it. Now you might be wondering why I didn't object too much about her taking it back. Well, she had got me a pair of boots and a couple of CD's and my gift was a case of beer. Hey money was tight and I don't get paid till this week. Now I think I might just get her more beer and call it even.

Yes, I know it ain't about the price of the gift but hey, you ain't never heard of someone taking the gift back have you? I didn't think so. I mean, I would have exchanged the player. I want a new razor. I suggested it to her she said no, she wasn't giving it back. You know. The more I type this the more fucked up I realize this is. I didn't get angry then, and I am not really angry now about it. I don't know. I guess when it is the thought that counts it's not worth the argument. I could use a new VCR though. But I guess it is too late. She has the player. She may or may not have the receipt. But I do have my MP3 player. I am gonna open it tomorrow and I will tell you whether it sucks or not. If I can get it to work with this old computer. Keep your finger crossed for me.

I want to wish you all a good New Year. Find someone you love or someone you care about and tell them tomorrow. Nothing lasts forever. Take the opportunity while you can. Laterzzz...