Brain Splatter

Today was the first day this autumn when I could see my breath in the morning. I guess that means that winter is officially on its way. I think I need to get a coat. Maybe a heavy jacket. At the very least I have to get my hat, gloves, and long sleeve shirts ready to go. I can't forget to look at books either.

I wonder if it will be a rough winter. Last winter was rough. It got cold and it stayed cold. The snow that fell came and stuck around, like herpes. I like it in winter when it gets a bit chilly and then every once in a while it snows and then it gets warm and melts. I don't mind cold, but the snow really pisses me off. At least the snow on the sidewalk does. People don't know how to shovel a fucking sidewalk for the life of them. You don't just shovel a 6 inch path through the snow, asshole! You clear the damn snow away off the sidewalk and you especially clear away where all the ice would build up! Is it really that hard? I mean if you can't do it yourself, hire someone. If I fall on your property because of the half-assed job you did shoveling the sidewalk, I am suing your no-sidewalk-knowing-how-to-shovel-properly-ass.

This is the time of the year that messes with you a bit though. You go out in the morning and it is cold, so you put on a jacket or something long sleeved. Then by the time you leave work it is warm and your balls start to sweat. I don't like my balls to be sweating for no good reason. And I don't especially like my balls to be sweating when it is autumn and balls should not sweat in the fall. That should be like a law or something. It's bad enough in the summer when you don't have to be doing anything and it is so hot that your balls are sweating, your ass is sweating, you back is sweating, hell you are one big sweating piece of crap and you aren't even doing anything. You are not even breathing too much because it's so hot that even breathing makes you sweat. Then when you go to get up you stick to the seat; fucking beautiful.

That is over with. Hopefully. Allah be praised. I just want to slip into a nice cold winter without much snow so I don't have to call out for work so that my points(the marks of how many days you called out) can decrease to a sufficient level so that I am not in danger of being fired if I call out. In other words I don't want to have to call out in case I need to or want to call out. Get it? Laterzzz.

I wrote this like last week but didn't get around to posting it because I am a lazy bitch~FYI