Brain Splatter

No I am not bored. I could be slightly more entertained but things are fine now. I don't like thinking like that. I try to keep myself entertained. Sometimes it is hard.
I did come to a revelation. I don't want a girl right now. I want a motorcycle more. Really. If it came down to a hot naked girl or a Harley V-rod, that would be one walking naked bitch. I see these guys with that freedom and oh, hell yeah, I want that. Every year I say the same thing dammit. I will get that bike. Then I can ride it, fall, and we will have some real BrainSplatter.
Don't worry I am not turning gay or anything. I was lusting after this female on the bus next me today. God, the rack on her! Had to keep doing that notice but don't notice thing that us guys do. But when the motorcycle went by I did check that out more. So read into it what you want.

I am watching the Sopranos season 5. It was pretty good. Definatly worth renting off of the Netflix. It kinda sucks that it will be years before I get to watch season 6. The great thing is that I have the whole season here, I get to watch it all in order, then I send it away. I don't have to shell out the $99. I am far to cheap for that. Besides I am saving up for that motorcycle. (Yeah I got them on the brain.)

I had yesterday off from work. I got laundry done. Three loads. I hate doing any other kind of housework. I can deal with dish washing but that is about it. I need a maid. Or a wife. Oh no I didn't just say that did I? I joke that what I really need is a rich husband to support me. I mean really rich, and old. That way I can do an Anna Nicole Smith, fuck him to death and spend the rest of my life getting over my whorish ways in style. I would be smarter and get the money up front. If I was boning some old guy you can bet your ass that I am not takin an IOU. It is cash on the dollar head. All about the dead presidents--in God we trust all others pay cash. Hahaha.
I don't think I can do that though. Fucking another guy. I don't know what you women see in us men. If I was a female I would be the gayest bull dyke on the face of the earth. I would be the president of the "no dicks allowed" club and I would make it my goal to round up all men and just keep a small population for breeding and opening pickle jars.
I don't think women think in genocidal terms though. They are more about creation and procreation and nuturing. It takes a man to want to destroy another group of people. I guess its one of those thing like barbacueing and lawn care. I guess us men have the lock on meglomaniacal aspirations. At least I do. I want to rule the world. I would be a kind and generous leader and would only enslave or kill like ten percent of the world. Ok...maybe twenty percent.
That's not so bad--now is it? Laterzzz....