Sunday, June 26, 2005
Might as well just skip this one.
I am here in front of the monitor, naked, but that is not important right now. What is important is that I am trying to think what I should write about today. Maybe I will ask the the cat.
"Dakota," I say," what should I write about?"
"Fuck if I know?" she says. "Why in the blue hell are you fucking asking me motherfucker? I don't give a shit what you write about asshole, I can't read you damn fuckup. Leave me the fuck alone!" She then walked out of the room. I don't know whether to be more to be more upset with the cat talking or with the fact that it has a mouth like a trucker. Either way, no help there.
I looked at the news. Girl killed by shark. Kids found in trunk. Iraq. Nothing good at all. I could write about that but I don't feel like talking seriously right now. I am not in a serious mood. Do I look like I am serious?
I watched a movie called "Orgasmo" this weekend. It was made by the guys who do South Park. (Is that one word?) They did it before SP became popular. It was funnyish. Kind of a take off on porn movies, Hollywood, stuff like that. Go to www.IMDB.com if you want a full synopsis. I generally don't recap. It was about a Mormon who gets into the porno business. So I guess I did just recap it. It was a 3 out of 5 stars movie. I don't think it goes on my must see list.
Let's see, I get paid tomorrow. Good. I don't get paid much. Bad. I have Tuesday and Wednesday off, Good. I have nothing interesting planned. Bad. I have to work Thursday through Sunday. Bad. I still have a job and haven't been fired for being grossly incompetent. Good, I guess.
That's gonna be it for now. Unless inspiration strikes me later. I just can't seem to get into the mood to write. It's not writers block--I just can't think of what to say. This definitely goes on the list of crappy rants. Maybe that is it? I didn't rant. I need to get all righteously indignant about something or just spout off like it matters what I think. Maybe next time....Laterzzz.
"Dakota," I say," what should I write about?"
"Fuck if I know?" she says. "Why in the blue hell are you fucking asking me motherfucker? I don't give a shit what you write about asshole, I can't read you damn fuckup. Leave me the fuck alone!" She then walked out of the room. I don't know whether to be more to be more upset with the cat talking or with the fact that it has a mouth like a trucker. Either way, no help there.
I looked at the news. Girl killed by shark. Kids found in trunk. Iraq. Nothing good at all. I could write about that but I don't feel like talking seriously right now. I am not in a serious mood. Do I look like I am serious?
I watched a movie called "Orgasmo" this weekend. It was made by the guys who do South Park. (Is that one word?) They did it before SP became popular. It was funnyish. Kind of a take off on porn movies, Hollywood, stuff like that. Go to www.IMDB.com if you want a full synopsis. I generally don't recap. It was about a Mormon who gets into the porno business. So I guess I did just recap it. It was a 3 out of 5 stars movie. I don't think it goes on my must see list.
Let's see, I get paid tomorrow. Good. I don't get paid much. Bad. I have Tuesday and Wednesday off, Good. I have nothing interesting planned. Bad. I have to work Thursday through Sunday. Bad. I still have a job and haven't been fired for being grossly incompetent. Good, I guess.
That's gonna be it for now. Unless inspiration strikes me later. I just can't seem to get into the mood to write. It's not writers block--I just can't think of what to say. This definitely goes on the list of crappy rants. Maybe that is it? I didn't rant. I need to get all righteously indignant about something or just spout off like it matters what I think. Maybe next time....Laterzzz.
// posted by Biff Manly @ 7:47 PM 
