Wednesday, November 04, 2009
Space to Work
As of this writing they have found in and around a Cleveland area rapist's home 10 bodies.
They are still looking for more bodies.The neighborhood people had complained about the smell of something that smelled like a dead body. Part of the blame was put on a place nearby that made sausage and head cheese.Yet even after repairs the smell was still there.
All I can say is wow. Dead body smell, creepy loner neighbor, boarded up houses in the neighborhood. Cleveland. That sounds like the makings of a horror movie to me.
It also shows why I could never be a serial killer. I mean first off I am not an insane rapist and murderer. Also, I just wouldn't know what to do with the bodies.
I don't have a decent kill room set up. Something like a meat locker or freezer where I could hang the bodies up to drain. A place where I could get some privacy if I wanted to get a little freaky deaky before I cut up the bodies into pieces before I made stew or something.
I also have no fondness for playing hide the victim. This guy put people in the walls, in the back yard, probably around the neighborhood. Who has the time? I can't even take out the garbage without seeing the neighbors. Maybe if you live in a run down community on the same street as a place that makes sausage and head cheese it's a little easier?
That does bring up a point, there are places that are better to live if you are a serial killer than others. I would think living in the woods would be great. A place away from neighbors' prying eyes. Maybe a nice abandoned warehouse district would be good also? In a sort of old mill? A place where you could run a furnace to help get rid of the evidence. Of course, don't discount living near water. A nice deep lake or maybe something near the ocean. And last but not least a pig farm is a great way to get rid of bodies and to have tasty tasty bacon. I figure if you are killing people eating the meat that comes from the pigs you fed the bodies to is probably not that much of a bother to you.
It just shows that I could never be a killer. I just don't have the space. Small apartment, no room to work. Neighbors close by. I mean power tools and screams would get noticed. I don't even have concrete floors. I would have to put down loads of plastic and that just takes a lot of effort.I loath the idea of having to put together a a bookshelf in my apartment because of the lack of space.Dismemberment would just be too much of a chore.I just can't work that neat.Laterzzz...
P.S.--Maybe I've been watching too much Dexter?
Labels: bodies, Dexter, killer, sarcasm, serial
