Brain Splatter

What I am pissed about right now:

I am pissed about not having the cable TV. I know I turned it off because I wasn't watching it much because of the hours that I worked. But now I want it back. I am kinda tired of the Netflix. It's a nice thing but this returning movies thing is getting boring. I just want to be able to press a button and watch some TV. Dammit. I hate going to the mailbox. What the fuck ever happened with the fucking Postman (Postperson?),bringing the mail to your door? I remember they used to have slots in doors; Or they would have a mailbox right next to the door. Now you have to go to a damn community mailbox. One day, are they just going to start leaving the mail on some random street and then sending you a fucking map?

I am pissed off at prices going up. I bought groceries. Not much. Just the regular shit I alway buy. Now to be fair I hate buying groceries. I hate having to eat. Nothing good ever come of it. But you have to eat or you die, so what are gonna do, right? Anyway, I buy groceries and it just costs so much money for basically nothing. Someone is making the cash and it sure as hell ain't me.

I hate that we are still in Iraq. I hate that our soldiers are caught in the middle of a fucking civil war, a government here at home that don't know it's ass from it's elbow, and an Iraqi government that is just a bunch of carpetbaggers trying to make a buck before all hell breaks loose in the country. Our soldiers are there, getting slapped again and again and having to turn the other cheek. A bunch of these guys and gals are going to be fucked in the head when they get back and if the United States Government can do one thing well, it is to ignore the needs of people that it has fucked over. That my friends is a definite fact.

I hate that my ass cheek hurts. It is worse than just my ass. It's like I pinched a nerve in my leg. Sometimes when I get up I get a shooting pain from my ass cheek to my foot. I can barely walk. It has been feeling better thanks to stretching and drugs and ice. Hell, nothing better than an ice pack on your ass.

I hate that OJ Simpson is in the news again. I am not a violent person,(yes I am), but can't someone out there just fucking kill this asshole already? If someone killed my son, I would kill that fucker. End of story. Why is he still alive? I would hunt his ass down and one day, when he was vulnerable I would kill him. Yes, I would like to get a little torture in there if possible but in the end OJ would be dead. How can you walk the planet knowing someone killed your love one, knowing who that person is, and not doing everything in your power to end their life? And if you can end it as painfully as possible, all the better.

I hate that the third film in a series has to usually suck. The third Matrix film. Suck. The third of the new Star Wars films, suck. The third Beverly Hills Cop, Godfather, Blade, or Alien. Suck, suck and more suck. Die Hard 3? Suck harder. The third Lord of the Rings film? Well, to me that series wasn't interesting enough to suck. I haven't seen Spiderman 3 or Shrek 3 but I did see Pirates of the Carribean 3 and it did have some sucking going on. Some people would say that the third Indiana Jones film didn't suck but they wouldn't be me. The only third I can think of that didn't suck was Return of the Jedi and that was was not for lack of trying,(Ewoks anybody?). I can't think of any other third films right now but I know they are out there. A lot of times sequals suck in general but I think most of the films I just named had a decent second flick but wandered into the suck zone for numero tres.

I hate that this isn't my UPS driver.

And now, I hate to say, Laterzzz...